I’m 99.9% sure that is my butt, but that door looks really small and I don’t remember ever having such a small door….
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Dogs make everything better
THIS IS THE ONLY POST ON TUMBLR THAT MATTERS
(via inthenameoftep)
if you arent in the Pandom, I’m judging you.
I’M NOT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T GIVE ME A HUG
Oh my god, I am genuinely crying…is this all actually for real?!
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(via kyurem)
WHAT. WHAT. OMFG. HAHAHAHAHCSAHUCISUAHAHHAHAHAHA “POP MY CHERRY BAEE<3”
(via boyslut)
LOLLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG HAHAHA
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nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:
omg Barbie you left the seat up
JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion iconBarbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
how is it possible to have a toothpaste tube half hanging off the shelf and it not fall off
idk guys the whole no curtains thing is really getting to me
I MISSED THESEEEE
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FUCK MY LIFE WHY IS THIS GUY FLIRTING WITH ME CDIOKMCLACJNISA
Update: Wow this guy is fucking disgusting and he pretty much forced his opinions on me, (thinking I’m a lesbian), saying it’s such a shame because I am such a CUTE girl; SAYING I should try to be open to real life relationships with men, TELLING ME to at least try once, and keep in mind that he’s volunteering (for romantic or non-romantic but yet sexual relationships) and that I shouldn’t be picky because the right guy wouldn’t come along for me. WOW. JUST WOW. This is really pissing me off. I am going to delete my Facebook.
